4 years of age - My Mummy can do anything!

8 years of age - My Mum knows a lot! A whole lot!

12 years of age - My Mother doesn't know everything!

14 years of age - My Mother? She wouldn't have a clue.

16 years of age - Mother? She's so five minutes ago.

18 years of age - That old woman? She's way out of date!

25 years of age - Well, she might know a little bit about it!

35 years of age - Before we decide, let's get Mum's opinion.

45 years of age - Wonder what Mum would have thought about it?

65 years of age - Wish I could talk it over with Mum.