A guy goes to confession and tells the priest that he committed all 7 deadly sins in one day.

He says "I was trying to get money together for the perfect house and someone bought it first. I got so angry and envious that I disguised myself as the utilities man and went over while he was at work. I seduced his wife and when she was showering I stole all the cash and jewelry I could find. Then I ate everything I could find in the pantry and napped on and off until just before he came home."

The priest says, "How about Pride, you missed one,"

The guy says, "Nah, I'm really really proud!"