Vow of Silence

[SadMan]

Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it??™s one monk??™s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, "Food bad."
Ten years later, he says, "Bed hard."
It??™s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, "I quit."
"I??™m not surprised," the head monk says. "You??™ve been complaining ever since you got here."

[rebate queen]

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