A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head waiter and read from the menu ???I??™d like one under cooked egg so that it??™s running, and one over cooked egg that it??™s tough and hard to eat. I??™d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it??™s impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.??? that??™s a complicated order sir, said the bewildered waiter. ???It might be quite difficult.??? The guest replied sarcastically, ???It can??™t be that difficult because that??™s exactly what you brought me yesterday!???