My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes, Pete."
I replied, "I'm working at the moment, Sir, I will send you one later."
He replied, "That was fantastic, send me another one."
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes, Pete."
I replied, "I'm working at the moment, Sir, I will send you one later."
He replied, "That was fantastic, send me another one."
An undertaker can be one of your best friends...
He'll be the last one to let you down.
A wife told her husband that he put football before their marriage.
“That’s not true,” he said. “After all, this is our fourth season together.”
If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food.
I could almost afford a small popcorn.
If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food.
I could almost afford a small popcorn.
“Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control? Of course - it goes without swaying!”
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to zip down."
Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
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