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    Smile Playing the Game

    Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually...
    It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.

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    Smile Australia's Biggest Export

    Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
    It's also their biggest import.

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    If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food.

    I could almost afford a small popcorn.

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    Smile Only the Backstroke

    Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"
    Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

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    Smile Self-Centered

    People call me self-centered...
    But that’s enough about them.

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    Smile The Lost $100 Bill

    Wife: Why are you late?
    Husband: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
    Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
    Husband: No, I was standing on it.

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    What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?

    They are four ways you can lose your house!

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