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    "Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"

    "So you can all be really sad when I die."

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    My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
    After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

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    Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?
    Guy: That’s when I went to Yale...
    Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.
    Guy: Thanks. I really needed this Yob.

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