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    Smile Five Short Jokes

    What's the opposite of a microwave?
    A tsunami.

    My doctor advised me to cut down on my sodium intake.
    I took his advice with a pinch of salt.

    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work.

    "Your underwear is much too tight and revealing," I said to my wife.
    She replied, "Wear your own then."

    I saw a book at the store today called "How to end 50% of your problems"
    I bought two.

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    Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
    Thereisnospacebar.

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    Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
    Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.

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