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    Smile Five Short Jokes

    What's the opposite of a microwave?
    A tsunami.

    My doctor advised me to cut down on my sodium intake.
    I took his advice with a pinch of salt.

    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work.

    "Your underwear is much too tight and revealing," I said to my wife.
    She replied, "Wear your own then."

    I saw a book at the store today called "How to end 50% of your problems"
    I bought two.

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    Smile A Beer

    Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
    Thereisnospacebar.

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    Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
    Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.

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    Cool 6 Short Jokes

    I asked the chef at the seafood restaurant why octopus was off the menu.
    He said, "It takes 4 hours to cook."
    "Really?" I asked.
    The chef replied, "Yes, it keeps turning the gas off!"

    I got arrested for doing 1000 sit-ups in my own house!
    They charged me with domestic ab use.

    People always ask why I tuck a pen in my shoe
    I reply "in case I need to make footnotes!"

    My hands got all cut up and bloody handling a piece of cheese
    I’ll never buy sharp cheddar again.

    Which superhero is not allowed near children?
    The flash.

    Which superhero can’t you trust with your valuables?
    The man of steal.

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    Smile Adult Fears

    When I was a little boy, I used to be afraid of the dark...
    Now as an adult, I see the electric bill and I'm afraid of the light!

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    Smile Technical Assistance

    I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep.
    He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.

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