Reply With QuoteHardy har har:chees:Originally Posted by SadMan
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A. He uses "windows".
Hardy har har:chees:
We give little when we give of our possessions. It is when we give of ourselves that we can truly touch another person??™s life. [Anonymous]
BaHaHa !!!
"We make a living by what we get,but we make a life by what we give"-W Churchill
Wife And Car Joke
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
Why did the blond stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said, "concentrate."
Credit Card One Liner Joke
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it.
The thief spends less than my wife did.
Marie Corelli Quote
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
Marie Corelli
Why beer goes through your system so fast?
Because it does not have to stop to change color.
Fellow 1 : “Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that, too.”
Fellow 2 : “Wow, that’s Incredible. How did he know all of that?”
Fellow 1 : “A judge told him.”
Q: What is the difference between a Pit Bull and a Pathologist?
A: A Pit bull lets go when you're dead!
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