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    At flight school, the flight instructor always referred to the airplane's engine as the "air conditioner".
    When a student asked why, he answered, "Because when it stops running, you start sweating."

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    What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?
    One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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    My dentist asked me “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”
    I said: “How the hell do you smoke coffee?!”

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    My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking.
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