Reply With QuoteWhat's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?
One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
At flight school, the flight instructor always referred to the airplane's engine as the "air conditioner".
When a student asked why, he answered, "Because when it stops running, you start sweating."
A Vegan and A Programmer
What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?
One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
My dentist asked me “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”
I said: “How the hell do you smoke coffee?!”
Incapable of Multitasking
My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking.
So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.
John: "My grandpa is 98 years old, and he doesn't even use glasses."
Jack: "Wow, that is incredible!"
John: "Yep, he drinks straight from the bottle."
How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men!
Did you ever notice? When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
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