My wife is incredibly smart.
When I called her from my buddy’s phone she answered, “Hey love!”
She already knew it was me.
My wife is incredibly smart.
When I called her from my buddy’s phone she answered, “Hey love!”
She already knew it was me.
“When the arsonist met his girlfriend it was a perfect match. Both of them could light up a room with their presence.”
Patient: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group.
Nurse: B positive.
Patient: Please tell me soon...
Nurse: B positive.
Patient: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know the blood my group.
A gang member was holding his 8-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured "mother".
The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a word!"
I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she was googling my name last night on her computer...
I saw it clearly through my binoculars!
“The decision to legalize marijuana was made by a high government official.”
Out Of This World Learning
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
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