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    Wink One-Liners - Short Jokes

    What does a lion call an antelope?

    Fast food.

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    Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M Factory?

    She threw away all the w's.

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    What does a cool cow say?

    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

    Heehee

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    How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
    Just say, "Fees."

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    After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I wanted to stay with you guys."

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    Smile Give Me The News, Doc - Joke

    The doctor took his patient into the room and said, "I have some good news and some bad news."

    The patient said, "Give me the good news."

    "They're going to name a disease after you."

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