A man wanted to get married & he was having trouble deciding between 3 of his girlfriends.He gave each woman a present of $5,000 & waited to see what each would do with the money.
The 1st girlfriend gets a total makeover-she goes to the salon & has her hair & makeup done,buys several new outfits & starts dressing even nicer for him.She tells him that she's done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.The man was impressed.
The 2nd girlfriend goes shopping to buy him some gifts-she gets a new set of golf clubs,some new gadgets for his computer & some expensive clothes.As she gives him his presents,she tells him that she spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.The man was impressed
The 3rd girlfriend invests the money in the stock market & earns several times the money.She gives him back the $5,000 & puts the rest of the money in a joint account.She tells him she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.The man is impressed.
The man thought long & hard about the 3 women & what each had done with the money,then he proposed to the one with the BIGGEST BOOBS !!!

BaHaHa-snicker snicker (men are like that,ya know)