I donít do windows because Ö I love birds and donít want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I donít wax floors because Ö I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, Iíll feel terrible and they may sue me.

I donít mind the dust bunnies because .. They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I donít disturb cobwebs because Ö I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I donít Spring Clean because .. I love all the seasons and donít want the others to get jealous.

I donít pull weeds in the garden because Ö I donít want to get in Godís way, he is an excellent designer.

I donít put things away because .. My husband will never be able to find them again.

I donít do gourmet meals when I entertain because Ö I donít want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I donít iron because Ö I choose to believe them when they say ďPermanent PressĒ.

I donít stress much on anything because Ö ďA TypeĒ personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty olí woman!!!!