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    Vineyardimporters
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    BBQ RULES
    >
    > We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important
    > to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
    > activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably
    > because there is an element of danger involved.
    >
    > When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
    > into motion:
    >
    > Routine...
    >
    > (1) The woman buys the food.
    > (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
    > (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
    > the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
    > lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
    >
    > Here comes the important part:
    >
    > (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
    >
    > More routine...
    >
    > (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
    > (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning He thanks
    > her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
    > situation.
    >
    > Important again:
    >
    > (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
    >
    > More routine....
    >
    > (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
    > and brings them to the table.
    > (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
    >
    > And most important of all:
    > (10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
    > (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon
    > seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
    > women....
    >

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    Being that summer & Memorial Weekend is almost upon us I'm bumping this. I thought this was funny.

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