I recently went to the Doctors.
After a few visits and a bunch of tests, he said I was doing "pretty good" for my age.
A little worried about what he said, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke, drink beer, or wine?"
"No Way," I replied. "I've never done any of them."
Then he asked, "Do you eat steaks and bbq ribs?"
I said "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy for you!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, parachuting, bike racing, or rock climbing ?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
"No," I said. "I've never done or would do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
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