She was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-Shirt that she slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "you've got to make love to me this very moment"!

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I'm either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day. Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said "thanks", and returned to the stove; her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "what was that all about"?

She turned to me and said, "the egg timer is broken"!