1. Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?

2. Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?

3. What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?

4. Do people in prison celebrate Halloween? If so, how?

5. Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?

6. Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?

7. Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

8. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

9. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

10. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?