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    Smile Thoughts To Ponder

    1. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

    2. Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?

    3. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

    4. What are the handles for corn on the cob called?

    5. Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?

    6. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

    7. If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?

    8. Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?

    9. Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

    10. What do you call male ballerinas?

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    Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’..
    but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’?
    Where’s that extra penny going?
    Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
    you were buried in for eternity?
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    What disease did cured ham actually have?
    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
    would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
    Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’
    when babies wake up like every two hours?
    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
    in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
    They’re going to see you naked anyway.
    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
    stupid song about him?
    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
    If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
    They’re both dogs!
    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
    why didn’t he just buy dinner?
    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
    from morons?
    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
    the same tune?
    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
    Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere,
    but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face,
    he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride,
    he sticks his head out the window?

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    Smile Things To Ponder

    1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

    2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

    3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

    4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

    5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    6. Why does 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing?

    7. Why does 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing?

    8. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

    9. Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game' when we are already there?

    10. Why are they called 'stands' when they are made for sitting?

    11. Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

    12. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?

    13. Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?

    14. Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?

    15. Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?

    16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

    17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

    18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

    20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

    21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

    22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

    23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

    24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

    25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

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