Three Guys With Dumb Wives

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Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she
carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have an automatic
garage door."

The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone antenna on her car
and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."

The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers and she
doesn't even have a dick."