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    Default Quote of the Day ~ 18 January 2020



    I know you have been lying awake
    at night wondering why baby diapers
    have brand names such as "Luvs",
    "Huggies", and "Pampers", while
    undergarments for old people
    are called "Depends".
    Well here is the low down on
    the whole thing.

    When babies crap in their pants,
    people are still going to "Luv'em",
    "Hug'em", and "Pamper'em".
    When old people crap in their pants,
    it "Depends" on who's in the Will!
    Glad I got this straightened out so
    you can rest your mind.

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    Default Quote of the Day ~ Sunday 19 January 2020


    Wearing unbranded and cheap
    clothes doesn't mean you are poor.

    REMEMBER:
    You have a family to feed,
    not a community to impress!



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