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    Default Quote of the Day ~ 18 January 2020



    I know you have been lying awake
    at night wondering why baby diapers
    have brand names such as "Luvs",
    "Huggies", and "Pampers", while
    undergarments for old people
    are called "Depends".
    Well here is the low down on
    the whole thing.

    When babies crap in their pants,
    people are still going to "Luv'em",
    "Hug'em", and "Pamper'em".
    When old people crap in their pants,
    it "Depends" on who's in the Will!
    Glad I got this straightened out so
    you can rest your mind.

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    Default Quote of the Day ~ Sunday 19 January 2020


    Wearing unbranded and cheap
    clothes doesn't mean you are poor.

    REMEMBER:
    You have a family to feed,
    not a community to impress!



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    Default Quote of the Day ~ Monday 20 January 2020


    Don't judge
    each day
    by the harvest
    you reap, but by
    the seeds that
    you plant.


    ~ Robert Louis Stevenson

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    Default Quote of the Day ~ Tuesday 21 January 2020

    Do not
    let the behavior
    of others
    destroy your
    inner peace.

    ~ www.YourPositiveOasis.com

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    Default Quote of the Day ~ 22 January



    "I have found that when you are deeply
    troubled, there are things you get from
    the silent devoted companionship of
    a dog that you can get from no other
    source."


    ~ Doris Day

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    Default Quote of the Day ~ 23 January 2020



    Doubt kills
    more dreams
    than failure
    ever will

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    Default Quote of the Day ~ Friday 24 January


    You're dream doesn't have
    an expiration date.

    Take a deep breath
    and try again.

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    Default Quote of the Day ~ Saturday 25 January


    It isn't where you
    came from;
    It's where you're
    going that counts.



    ~Ella Fitzgerld

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    Default Quote of the Day ~ Sunday 26 January 2020


    Every day
    is a new beginning.
    Take a deep breath,
    smile and start
    again.


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    Default Quote of the Day ~ Monday 27 January 2020


    Every situation in life
    is temporary. So, when life is
    good, make sure you enjoy and
    receive it fully. And when life is
    not so good, remember that it
    will not last forever and better
    days are on the way.


    ~ Adrina Silvestri.com

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