I know you have been lying awake
at night wondering why baby diapers
have brand names such as "Luvs",
"Huggies", and "Pampers", while
undergarments for old people
are called "Depends".
Well here is the low down on
the whole thing.

When babies crap in their pants,
people are still going to "Luv'em",
"Hug'em", and "Pamper'em".
When old people crap in their pants,
it "Depends" on who's in the Will!
Glad I got this straightened out so
you can rest your mind.