I woke for the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a robber sneaking through next door neighbors garden.

Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.

He then began to dig a grave with the shovel. Astonished, I got back into bed.

My wife said, 'darling you're shaking, what is?

“You'll never believe what I've just seen” I said, “That Bastard next door has my shovel”