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    Smile Mormon and Irishman - Joke

    A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
    After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
    The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

    He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

    The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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    Love it-have to pass this on to some of my friends
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