After a tiring day , a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station , the young woman sitting next to him pulled
out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:
"Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train".
"Yes , I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty , but I had a long meeting".
"No , honey , not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss".
"No sweetheart , you're the only one in my life".
"Yes , I'm sure , cross my heart!"
Fifteen minutes later , she was still talking loudly.

When the man sitting next to her had enough , he leaned over and said into the phone ,
"Sue , hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.