A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for 10 years

One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship".
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat".
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft".
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blond woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says:
- "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
- "Ten years!" he says.

She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says:
- "Man, oh man, is that good!"
Then she asks:
- "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies: "Ten years!"

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says:
- "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him:
- "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

And the man replies: "My God! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"